大學英語劇本

㈠ 求大學英語短劇

A Story of Affinity, Love, and Faithfulness

Introcer[五位演員一起登場，由一位講解員進行介紹.]
Hello, everybody here. This is a story about Diao-chan.
Now I want to introce all the characters for you.
The first role is Diao-chan, the female hero in this play.
This is Wang-yun, Diao-chan』s father. And our lovely soldier.
A brutish man, Dong-zhuo. The last is the greatest fighter
in our
story, Lyu-bu, General Lyu.
Now let』s begin our story.
[演員、講解員回到幕後]

(Curtain up)
[幕拉開，燈光不開，同時我們的Storyteller 開始道來]
Storyteller: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls，now come along and enjoy
my show. Today I』m going to tell you a story-- A story about Diao-chan, a
marvelous beauty; a story about love; a story about hate, and a story
about loyalty and betrayal.
[說到這里，幕已全開。然後後燈打開，從觀眾角度來看可以看到黑色
的人影]
Some 1500 years ago, it was the last regime of the Han Dynasty. At a quiet
late midnight, Wang-yun, the Prime Minister of the time, was worrying
about the future of his country.
Act 1
地點：王允家
人物：王允，貂禪
SCENE 前燈打開，觀眾角度可以看到舞台上的一切。音樂響起，伴隨著《三國演義》的主題歌，王允在來回踱著步哀嘆。
Wang-yun: 心理獨白 Now those ambitious courtiers started to scramble for
power, profit and influence.
Wang-yun: But there』s nothing I can do because of Dong-zhou』s
adopted son, Lyu-bu. He is the greatest fighter ever since
and will protect his father! Oh my lord, what am I going to do?
(說完王很心痛得走，貂禪出現，雙手合十，默默祈禱）
Diao-chan: (Sigh) [My lord, please help my father out.
[王允聽到了聲音,循聲而去. ]
Diao-chan: since I was three my father Wang-yun had treated
me just like his own daughter! It』s time for me to repay
his kindness. And, and…
Wang-yun: (王允走了一圈，發現貂）What are you doing ,my dear?
Diao-chan: Well… I have an idea about how to kill Dong-zhou.
Wang-yun: Oh, That』s great! But……
Diao-chan: But Daddy, that is the only way!
Wang-yun: But……
Diao-chan: [Diao-chan nods her head, with a firm and determined expression
on her face.] Don't worry! Just trust me.
Dad. Let』s get the whole thing started.
Wang-yun：[深深吐了一口氣，緩緩地道出]O---K
(燈光暗後復亮，表示場景的轉換)
Act 2
地點：王允家
人物：王允，貂蟬，呂布，董卓，士兵
Storyteller: And according to Diao-chan』s plan, Wang-yun has invited both
Lyu-bu and Dong-zhou separately to his house.
SCENE 燈光亮起。At Wang-yun』s home. A wooden Chinese table is set in the middle
of the stage; some Chinese wine pots and
small wine cups are on it. Also, two wooden chairs are placed
next to it. Wang-yun talking to the servant with anxious
Wang-yun: What time is it?
Wang-yun: It 's time for his coming. Have a look!
Servant: Yes sir. Oh, Sir, General Lyu is at the door.
Wang-yun: Hurry, my dear. Lyu-bu is already here.
Diao-chan: Don』t worry about me. Let me go inside and prepare myself, OK?
[She walks in.]
[她進去了。同時，響起butterfly樂曲，貂跳起了跳舞毯,
作為熱身准備的交代。]
Wang-yun: [To the servant] Let him in.
servant: Yes, sir. [The servant goes out and leads Lyu-bu in]
Wang-yun : [覺得BUTTERFLY的聲音太響，不堪忍受回頭說了句]Oh,
My dear, turn down a bit.
[音樂轉輕至停止]
Lyu-bu: [Walk towards Wang-yun and hug him] Long time no see, Mr. Wang.
How have you been these days?
Wang-yun: Fine, thank you. Please take a seat. In fact,
the main reason why I invited you today is that my daughter, Diao-chan,
has been an admirer of you long time ago.
She would really love to see her hero. I was wondering weather you would
like to meet her?
Lyu-bu: Definitely! I』m delighted to do so.
Wang-yun: Diao-chan, Diao-chan…
Diao-chan: [Walks out from the painted screen.
Using her sleeves to cover her face,
pretending to be shy.] Yes, Daddy.
[Diao-chan 以一個漂亮地步子走上前，看到Lyu-bu 害羞地低下頭。
王允開始介紹]
Wang-yun: This is my daughter, Diao-chan.
And this is General Lu, the greatest fighter in the world!
Diao-chan: [Putting her sleeves down.] Nice to meet you, General! I』ve
admired you for a long time, a man full of
power and grandeur!
Lyu-bu: [Shocked by her beauty.] Uh…Wang-yun,
this is your…your daughter? Of course,
you see. How lovely she is! And how deep I am in love
with her just at the first sight!
Diao-chan: [躲到父親的身後] Thank you for your compliment, General Lu.
Wang-yun: Lyu-bu, since you are in love with Diao-chan,
then I now betroth my daughter to you! What do you think?
Lyu-bu: [心不在焉]Pardon?
Wang-yun: Marry.
Lyu-bu: (激動萬分)Oh,Really? That would be my greatest
pleasure! Thank you so much! I will go and prepare
for the wedding,
and will be back soon!
[He looks at Diao-chan and reluctantly left from the right.]
[呂布回去，王允和貂禪對話]
Wang-yun: [Making sure that Lyu-bu has left, looking very relieve.] Thanks
God that things are going fine!
Diao-chan: [Smiles at her father.] Yeah…So far so good!
Wang-yun: But dear, I can』t stop worrying about you.
Here you are. In case you are in dangerous.
[給刀子]
Diao-chan: [突然聽到有人來了]Hush…I heard someone coming.
I shall stay behind the painted screen right now.
[She walked behind the screen.]
Soldier: His highness Dong-zhou enters
[Dong-zhou 抬著頭。傲慢地走進來。王允被嚇倒地]
Wang-yun: Welcome! Welcome! Almighty Mr.
Dong! It』s my greatest honor to invite you to my humble
house! Please come in and take a seat.
Dong-zhou: No. This is my name card.
Please call me Dr.Richard Dong. I have graated in School
of Business and Economic in ECUST，received Doctor degree
[拿出畢業文憑，大笑]
Wang-yun: Oh…yes! So great! By the way, Mr. Dong,
my daughter Diao-chan would like to perform a dance for you. What do you
think?
Dong-zhou: Sure! Why not!
[Diao-chan跳舞而出，響起『至少還有你』，然後演貂禪的演員跳起一段民族舞蹈，相信可以讓大家心曠神怡。]
[舞罷]
Dong-zhou: [Applauds happily] Charming! Absolutely charming!
Diao-chan: Thank you, Mr. Dong. I am glad that you enjoy my performance.
[迎上，董卓贈於她一塊玉佩]
Thank you. You have always been a hero in my heart.
Dong-zhou: [Very glad] Really? Come here!
[Diao-chan approaches him and Dong-zhou gives her a closer look.]
Dong-zhou: You are such a beauty, my dear.
Wang-yun: Do you really think so? What if I dedicate her to
you as a token of our respect? I believe that it must be her
dream to be at your side and to serve you.
Dong-zhou: Wonderful! [Turns to the soldiers] Soldiers take
Diao-chan back to my residence and provide her whatever she needs. Her
beauty deserves all the best! [倒上桂林三花酒]
[Turns to Wang-yun] Cheers! For your beautiful daughter!
Wang-yun: Cheers!
[Diao-chan walks away with the soldiers while Dong-zhou and
Wang-yun keep chatting and drinking.]
(燈光暗後復亮，表示場景的轉換。背景道具變化，表示場景的較大變化)
Act3
地點：董卓安置貂禪的別院
人物：呂布，士兵，貂禪，董卓
Storyteller: Filling himself with anger and fury, Lyu-bu goes directly to
his father』s residence, searching for Diao-chan.
燈光亮起
SCENE At Dong-zhou』s residence.
A huge pavilion is at the right of the stage,
with a horizontal inscribed board saying 「Dong』s Pavilion」
hanging on it. Around the pavilion are some plants and
Chinese garden settings. A soldier stands at the right
of the stage. Diao-chan sits in the pavilion,
reading peacefully.
[Lyu-bu rushes out of the stage.]
Soldier: Sorry, General Lu. Miss Diao is now in the garden.
No one can go in to disturb her. It is Mr. Dong』s order.
Lyu-bu: Get out of my way! I need to see Diao-chan!
[拿出一包銀子]
Soldier: Ok.[呂布進]
[士兵走到一旁滿足的笑笑。呂布氣勢洶洶沖到貂房裡。貂哭]
Lyu-bu： My dear. Don』t cry. Tell me. What had your father
done to you?
Diao : He forced me to stay here with him. A soldier is
always out there to prevent me from escaping.
[呂布憤怒的看看士兵，走上前，一推]
士兵[倒地]：ahh. You have destroyed me.
Lyu-bu: shut! [拿出了又一包銀子給他]
Soldier： I must see my doctor at once.[走開]
貂[哭著]：I know that he is your father, and I know that I shouldn』t tell you
about his terrible acts. But ……
Lyu-bu [火冒三丈]：It』s all right. Don』t blame yourself. In fact I never know that man whom I called father is
such a brutal animal!
Dong-zhou已在身後，冷笑：Who is such a brutal animal?!
Lyu-bu退後三步
(燈光漸漸變暗直到看不見為止. Lyu-bu walks out slowly from the right of the stage,
燈光只打在他身上)
Lyu-bu：（心裡） [Looking troubled, with a sword on his hand]
To be or not to be, that is always the question. On one side,
it is my own father, but the other, my dearest lady.
(響起「左右為難」高潮段音樂，「一邊是友情，一邊是愛情」) Oh, Lord! What should I do? Dong-zhou is so
brutal and heartless, but he is my father after all! I can』t kill him.
[Puts down the sword] But, what about Diao-chan? I can』t live without her!
She is so helpless under Dong-zhou』s control.
I must save her. Yes, I must save her, despite of anything!
[He draws out the sword again]
(燈光全部打開，照亮整個舞台)
Lyu-bu: Father, I want Diao-chan back.
Dong-zhou: No way. She belongs to me.
Lyu-bu: But I love her! I want her to be with me, despite
of anything!
Dong-zhou: Never. She is mine!
Lyu-bu: [Charges Dong-zhou with the sword] Then, this is
what you deserve![刀刺向董卓]
Dong-zhou: What are you doing, my son? Don』t be foolish…
Auh…(Be killed by Lyu-bu.)
Lyu-bu: [His hands shaking] I…I have killed my own father!
I have killed my own father. …What have I done?
[ 他重重地蹲了下去，垂頭喪氣。燈光變得很昏暗，
只有追光燈打在他身上]
Diao-chan： General Lyu.
[Lyu-bu聽到Diao-chan的聲音，突然抬起頭。]
Diao-chan： Let』s go. Leave away from here.
Lyu[沉思片刻,使他從傷感中走了出來]: Yes, my dear.
[Lyu-bu走到Dong-zhuo跟前重重地踢上一腳，然後和Diao-chan
慢慢地小步離去，
舞台上剩下Dong-zhuo的屍體和Lyu-bu & Diao-chan 的背影。
Introcer (背景音樂起)：After Dong Zhou』s death,
the turbulent
country had restored into a peaceful lank.
Diao Chan, the matchless beauty, the plain slave-girl.
She sacrificed her own happiness for the best of her country.
And gained her position in the Man-controlled era.
Today, we still remember the love story of Lyubu and Diao-Chan,
not for its sincerity, its heartbreak effect. But for its
concern with the future of the country .We extol Diao-Chan ,
noras much she was one of the 4-beauties of Ancient China as
she was a real heroine.
The end

ppt的話，你要自己找圖片，有幾個場景，就找幾張，ppt 只能起到換場景作用
重點是音樂，把音樂找好，就可以事半功倍
然後插入到ppt中，設置好播放時間即可。找個ppt能力不錯的，很容易

㈡ 哪有好的大學英語短劇劇本

Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 學校布景，做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景

Scene1（At Salesman』s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)

M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)

Scene 3:（At Maggie』s home）

N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
M: Dad,dad,let』s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他准備拿給爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let』s.
(取吉他，開始准備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來「you first」之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
D: What』s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don』t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can』t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let』s go.(回到爸爸身邊)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don』t buy the food at the school gate. It』s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 給錢)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）
A: …….
D: What』s wrong?
M: I』ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You』ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don』t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let』s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校門口，發現警察驅趕校門口的小販)
P: Hey! You shouldn』t stay here, leave now!
C: Let』s go home, let』s go home! (輕聲並拉小販)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I』m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it』s him! Aiyo…（指著小販）
D: He?
(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What』s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I』ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don』t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let』s go home. Let』s go home.
Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don』t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn』t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let』s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let』s go.
N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What』s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well

㈢ 大學英語話劇

我自己編的，老師剛剛讓我們演的關於愛情和婚姻
有些許錯誤，可以糾正更改，做成圖片和音樂搭配，注意時間的把握，演員的動作誇張點，出場時都弄個標志的動作音樂，效果不錯的，如果想要的話我這有原版的ppt，伴奏，圖片

I have a dream
【音樂起】Everyone has their own dreams，As a girl my dream is to experience a sweet and romantic love story。And one day ，a miracle happened, I met an angel
（天使出現）音樂起【新聞聯播背景音樂】
獨白：As you can see， I am an angel ，an handsome and cool angel
——Do you want to buy Yiligao?【顯示圖片】一粒高
——NO
——Do you want to Accreditation?【顯示圖片】搞笑辦證
——No
——Do you want to chat with xilige or fengjie？【顯示圖片】犀利哥鳳姐
——No
——Oh,do you want a universal remote control？【顯示圖片】神奇遙控器
——What？ 參考電影《神奇遙控器》
——I am not suppose to do this ，but you seem like a good guy 。【顯示圖片】so I gonna have to just give it to you，Enjoy！【一塊半截磚】
—— I want handsome, hero, Prince Charming…
——It will meet all your requirment
——Really?
（天使消失）
獨白：How could this？ I want to be back again to fall in love with Romeo, of course, hehe（按下按鈕）
上【邁克爾傑克遜的滑步】音樂
羅密歐；美女。beauty
朱麗葉；帥哥。handsome
羅密歐；你和我的前妻好像啊。You look like my ex-wife
朱麗葉；你前妻呢？Your ex-wife
羅密歐；服毒自殺了。She committed suicide taking poison
朱麗葉；我男朋友也服毒死My boyfriend also committed suicide taking poison。
羅密歐；哦 太好了。看我帥嗎？oh good Do you feel I'm handsome?
Don't you want to be my girlfriend?
朱麗葉；讓我再想一下啊。let me see
羅密歐；好的，我等你。good， I will wait for you.
朱利葉：呵呵，我想好了，好的，我答應你。haw-haw,i decide to be your girlfriend!
羅密歐：那你和我一起去我家見我爸媽吧！that's great! let's go to my home to visit my parents!
朱麗葉：沒問題！No problem!
到家之後
羅密歐：媽媽，這是我女朋友，朱，mum,this is my girlfriend,zhuliye!
朱麗葉：你好，伯母。hi,aunty!
伯母： 你好，你長的真漂亮!快坐吧，我去給你弄杯喝的！hi,you are so beautiful! Sit down please! what do you want to drink， milk?
朱麗葉：謝謝！sure! thank you!
羅密哦：我的媽很好,對吧？my mun is kind,isn't she?
朱麗葉：真的很好！of course！
牛奶到；
朱麗葉：謝謝。thank you !
朱喝之後昏倒。
羅密歐： Oh! my God,my darling,my love!三鹿奶粉額 sanlu! fuck！
【顯示圖片】【悲傷音樂起】
But the moment I fainted, I press the second button, I hope my idol there, come and save me【王子上】
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my snow white !
wake up, wake up…
S.w: did you wake me up .
p:yes! you are so beautifull that i love you at the first sight i see you .
s.w:Thank you for your help! wa !you are the Prince Charming !and i love you too!
p:o!how beautifull it is !let's go back to my country!
【顯示圖片】皇宮
s.w:what can we do? the king didn't agree us .
p:do you love me ?
s.w:of cours !
p:good . let's go out of the country and find our best kingdom!
s.w :good ,let's go !
但是進了皇宮我才知道，原來王子喜歡上網，偷菜，打CF，和芙蓉姐姐聊天，沒有時間陪我，於是我決定離開，我登上了一條船，沒錯，這條船的名字就是泰坦尼克號，在船上我遇見了他But when I come into the palace, I find that Prince like to surf in the Internet, stealing vegatable, playing CF, and chat with 芙蓉姐姐, no time to accompany me, so I decided to leave, I boarded a boat, yes, the boat's name is Titanic, the ship I met him
【顯示圖片，音樂起】
【Jack上】
Hello, Jack.哈啰，傑克
I changed my mind.我改變主意了
They said you might be...聽說你在這里.
Shh.Give me your hand.噓...把手給我
Now close your eyes.現在閉上眼睛
Go on.快
Step up.站上來
Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.眼睛閉好，別偷看
I'm not.不會的
Do you trust me?你信任我嗎？
I trust you.我信任你
All right, open your eyes.好，張開眼睛
I'm flying! Jack!我在飛！傑克！
正當我們聊天時，泰坦尼克撞上了冰山，船沉了，Jack為了救我犧牲了，傷心的我按下第四個按鈕：天啊，賜給我個英雄吧，於是，蜘蛛俠救了我As we chat, the Titanic hit an iceberg, the ship sank, in order to save me ,Jack sink with the ship，and last I press the fourth button: My God, gave me a hero, so, Spider-Man saved me
【顯示圖片，音樂起】
很快他也愛上我了，但是我發現，他整天救人卻沒時間陪我，於是我決定分手
He soon fell in love with me, but I found that he spent on saving lives, but no time to accompany me, so I decided to break up
【蜘蛛俠上】
You look beautiful， peonies哥送的不是花，是寂寞！ you ok？
M:How beautiful you』re!rose. Time』s gone,my heart will go on. 【音樂起】神秘園
W:Sorry!Listen to me,there』s something i have to say. We might as well break up.Our love have come an end.I』ve thought about it for a long time.
M:What?I love you more than I can say. Look,it』s my heart.
W:Accept it!I was lonely lonely lonely,where were you?
Frankly speaking,I have fallen in love with sb else！
He』s smarter and more homour than you.Free me away.
M:Please,please.Oh,my god!Tell me why!Tell me why!
經歷這么多的傷心事【音樂起】（海之女神）
我決定找一個可以託付的人結婚，於是我按下最後一個按鈕Gone through so much grief, I decided to find a person who can be entrusted to marry, so I pressed the last button
【音樂起】【圖片上】
Although I am ugly, but my heart is very tender雖然我很醜，但是我的心很溫柔，不要迷戀哥哥只是一個傳說Do not worship me ，i just a legend
對話【顯示圖片】【音樂起】大話西遊
once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
於是我們步入婚姻的殿堂So we entered the marriage hall
【音樂起】（豬八戒背媳婦）【牧師上】宣誓【結婚進行曲
正在這時，牛魔王殺到，【音樂起】
當牛魔王把劍刺向我胸口時，我一個翻身掉下了床，呵呵Just then, the Bull Demon King and immediate concern, when the Bull Demon sword stab my chest, I turn around and fell out of bed , Oh
It just a dream ,a dream about love!
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Little Duck: Hello, this is Little Duck speaking. Who』s that? Oh, dear Grandma. Yes, I』m fine. I miss you very much. I』ll come to visit you this morning. Good bye.

Little Duck:: Wow! What a sunny day! I』m going to visit my grandma.

（貓先生正在河邊捉魚。但是他總是抓不到。）

Little Duck: Good morning, Mr. Cat. How are you?

Mr. Cat: Fine. Thank you, and you?

Little Duck: I』m fine, too. What are you doing?

Mr. Cat: I』m catching fish! Look! It』s a big fish! But I can』t catch it!

Little Duck: Don』t worry. Let me help you.

（小鴨子跳入河裡，幫貓先生捉到了魚。）

Little Duck: Here you are. Have a good meal.

Mr. Cat: Thank you. It』s so kind of you.

Little Duck: My pleasure.（抬頭看看天色）I have to go now.

Mr. Goat: Help! Help!

Little Duck: Who』s crying?

Mr. Cat: I don』t know.

Little Duck: Let』s go and see.

Mr. Cat: Alright.

（小鴨子和貓先生一起四處尋找。）

Mr. Cat: Here! It』s Mr. Goat!

Little Duck: What』s wrong with you, Mr. Goat?

Mr. Goat: I was running with singing. But I ran too fast and fell down. My leg is broken. I can』t stand up.

Little Duck: Don』t worry. Let me help you. Mr. Cat, can you do me a favor?

Mr. Cat: Sure.

（他們把山羊先生扶起來。然後一起送山羊先生回了家。）

Mr. Goat: Thank you very much.

Little Duck: It』s alright. Oh, it』s too late. I have to go now.

Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Where are you going?

Little Duck: I』m going to visit my grandma.

Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Thank you for helping us.

Little Duck: It』s my pleasure.

Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Have a good time!

Little Duck: I will. Good bye!

Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Good bye!

英語小劇本-----小紅帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful.

Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.

Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子採花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma』s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby cks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6隻鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹後）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby cks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We』 re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma』s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹後出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma』 s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it』s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It』s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I』ll eat you.
Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I』ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It』s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拚命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It』s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where』s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don』t shot me!
Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (應聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

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Character descriptions:

(G)George － He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.

(K)Ken － He fools around all the time. He doesn』t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn』t like to be blamed.

(T)Tida － He doesn』t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.

(M)Mancy－She is George』s girlfriend. She doesn』t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie』s feelings.

(A)Annie －She is Mancy』s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy』s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn』t like her evil thinking.

Plot:

There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives…..

SceneⅠ

(In Girls』 Dorm)

M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything』s so cheap there.

A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, 「Annie, let』s go eat at Hung-Lin. (They walk hand in hand.)

M: We』re friends. Our friendship will last forever. (They look at each other, and cross their fingers.)

OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don』t like each other.

SceneⅡ

(Boys』 Dorm)

Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.

M: What』s the most important thing for you?

G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.

M: Wow….I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you』re sad, you』re the only one that』s sad.

T: Be quiet, OK? I can』t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.

K: It』s too lousy for me to fall asleep.

(George and Mancy just keep talking.)

M: George, you』re so humorous.

T: (hits the desk) No more talking.

(At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.

Annie calls Mancy.)

M: Hello, this is Mancy.

A: Mancy, it』s Annie. Where are you? I』ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?

M: I』m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I』m with …George…..

A: It』s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.

M: I know. Next time we』ll go out to have fun together.

SceneⅢ

(In class)

K: Sorry, I』m late.

(Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.)

K: Why did you lock me out? I could』t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.

G: Oh. It』s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.

T: I didn』t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.

K: Come on! Are you kidding? I』m not happy about that. Please don』t do that again.

T: Oh…OK.

A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?

M: Hmm…I』d like to see the movie, but I had a date.

A: Who was with you? George?

M: Yes….

A: Mancy, I』m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But ….now George is all your life.

M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.

A: I don』t think so.

K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.

T: I agree with you. I can』t play my computer games well.

(The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.)

Scene Ⅳ

(On the road)

M: Where are we going?

G: We』re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You』ll be very interested in it.

M: Wow, I』m so excited. But you』re riding too fast.

G: That』s OK.

Oh, no! ( George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.)

SceneⅤ

(In the hospital)

M: Are you OK?

G: Oh…I』m OK. Don』t worry. How about you?

M: Just a little hurt.

G: I』m so sorry.

M: No, don』t say that.

G: But the surprise ….

M: That』s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?

G: Maybe I need a walking stick.

Scene Ⅵ

(In the boys』 dorm)

K: What happened to you?

G: I had a motorcycle accident.

T: Are you OK?

G: I』m fine, but it hurts a lot..

K: How did it happen?

G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.

T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?

G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That』s so exciting!

K: But it』s dangerous. You might get killed.

T: Yeah, Ken』s right. Safety is the only way to go home.

G: Well, I』ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.

T: You』re hurt. How are you going to class later?

K: We can help him go to class.

T: That』s a good idea.

G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we』re good friends.

K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.

T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.

Scene Ⅶ

(In the girls』 dorm)

A: Oh, my…Are you OK?

M: I feel just a little painful.

A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?

M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we』re best friends.

A: Thanks, I』ll treat you to dinner….

M: Really? Where will we go?

A: Hung-Lin, of course.

M: Oh, no!

㈥ 大學生英文話劇劇本

英語話劇表演劇本：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
作者：George

呵呵．我們准備搞一個話劇表演，找了一個劇本，蠻經典的．

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a prettydaughter

namedSnow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. Thequeen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. Shedressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework allday and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do somecleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water andso on.)

皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m verybeautiful. you see. If anyone ismore

beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I wantto know something, It will tell me surely.

Now,mirror, mirror, come here!

魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want toknow?

皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.

Who is the fairest of the all?

魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty!

You are the fairest of all, I think.

But there is a young lady.

She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black asebony.

She is much more beautiful than you.

皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?

Whois she? Tell me quickly.

魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty!

Sheis Snow White.

皇後：Snow White? No, I』m the most beautiful in the world. Oh,hunter,

come here, come here!

獵人：Yes. Your Majesty! I』m here now.

皇後：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick someflowers.

Find a lonely place and kill her.

獵人：But she is the princess. …

皇後：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don』t want to see herany longer.

獵人：Yes. Your Majesty!

皇後：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it tome.

Otherwise,I will punish you.

獵人：Yes. Your Majesty!

白雪：( Pick some flowers. )

Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!

獵人：( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated )

Oh!My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can』t! I can』t killher!

白雪：( Cry exhaustedly)

What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill me?

獵人：Your Majesty! I』m very sorry. Someone wants me to killyou.

白雪：But who?

獵人：The queen.

白雪：The queen! But why?

獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to killyou.

白雪：My dear hunter. Don』t kill me. I will run into the forestand never come back again.

獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eatyou.

白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.

旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot itand took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into thewild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a littlecottage.

白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can』t find me now, I think. How I amtired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a cottage, there areseven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here aretheir names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy,Dopey.

Oh, how I want to sleep!

旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. Theywere seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in themountain.

老學究：I』m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.

開心果：I』m the Happy. I』m the happiest person in theworld.

噴嚏精：I』m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.

害羞鬼：I』m the Bashful. I』m a shy man.

老頑固：I』m the Grumpy. I』m not so easy to believe a stranger.The next one

is Dopey. He can』t talk like us.

老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!

開心果：Who is it?

噴嚏精：Perhaps it』s the ghost!

瞌睡蟲：Let』s go into our cottage silently.

害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.

老頑固：Perhaps it』s the witch.

旁白： When Dopey was holdingthe candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They allcried out with astonishment.

老學究：What a lovely child!

開心果：How beautiful!

噴嚏精：Who is she?

瞌睡蟲：Don』t wake her up.

害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?

老頑固：Kill her.

白雪： ( Wake up )

What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor,Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.

七矮人：But why are you in our house?

白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to yourhouse. Don』t drive me away. Let me stay with you.

老學究：If you take care of our house.

開心果：If you do some cooking for us.

噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.

瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.

害羞鬼：But you must be careful.

老頑固：Don』t go out. Don』t let anyone come in. Your stepmotherwill find you and kill you.

白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.

旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the sevendwarfs came back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand,when the wicked queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror andasked.

皇後：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?

魔鏡：Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all. But Snow White isstill alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one ismore beautiful than she.

皇後：No! Snow White must die. I must finish her even if it costsmy life.

旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like anold woman. She came to the cottage .

皇後：Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Verycheap.

白雪：Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell?

皇後：Apples. Very delicious apples! You can have a taste. Thisone, please!

白雪：OK! Thank you!

( Having a small piece, dead )

皇後：Now I』m the most beautiful in the world.

旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatlysurprise to see Snow White dead

七矮人：What』s the matter?

老學究：Snow White is dead.

七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. Nowlet』s pick some flowers and place around her

旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. Shelooked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red asrose and as black as ebony. However, one day, it happened a princecame to the seven dwarfs』 house. When he saw Snow White, he fellin love with her.

王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to bemy wife.

七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to bekind to her.

王子：Yes, I will.

I will love you forever, my dear! ( Kiss her.)

旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came toher life, as was written in the magic book of the wickedqueen.

白雪：Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?

王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more thaneverything in the world. Please be my wife, will you?

白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!

七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!

旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding washeld with great show

白雪：Good Bye!

七矮人：Bye-bye!

May you Happy Forever!

白雪、王子：Thank you.

Good Bye.

See you later.

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㈦ 大學英語短劇劇本

Yellow
Cen Jie:My bird is yellow.
Sarah:My cat isyellow,too.
Cen Jie:Look at my yellow bird.
Sarah:Look at my yellow cat.
Amy:frog is yellow.
Cen Jie:No,Amy.a frog is green.
Amy:frog is yellow!

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